Christine Stevens
US Experiences One Day Without a Mass Shooting
WASHINGTON, DC: In what some are hailing as a major breakthrough in the ongoing scourge of gun violence in this country, the United...
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Christine Stevens
- Mar 4
- 3 min
Church and State Hold Press Conference to Announce End of Separation
WASHINGTON, D.C.: In a bold move completely defying more than 200 years of practice, Church and State have announced the end of their...
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Christine Stevens
- Jan 19
- 3 min
Thank You, Chickens, for Hiring Me, the Fox, to Guard Your Hen House
U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan, the Republican from Ohio’s Champaign County, has long been a political lightning rod. But the ex-wrestler who...
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Christine Stevens
- Jan 1
- 2 min
Driver's License No Longer a Requirement in Half of America's States
MONTGOMERY, AL: Drivers in 25 states in the US are claiming a victory for the Car Rights movement. Advocates are cheering the passage of...
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Christine Stevens
- Nov 27, 2022
- 2 min
Reasons Why Our State Can’t Hold a Vigil...
...for our recently massacred citizens -We can’t because in Massachusetts, we have some of the strictest gun laws and the second lowest...
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Christine Stevens
- Oct 2, 2022
- 2 min
New Food Truck Caters to College, Cannabis Crowd
AMHERST, MA: A new food truck specifically aimed at late night student revelers and the weed community has opened its windows on the...
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Christine Stevens
- Sep 21, 2022
- 3 min
The Giving Tree Stump Confronts Boy
Giving Tree Stump: Hello Boy, thank you for coming. BOY: What the hell? GTS: I said hello Boy, thank you for… BOY: What? Who's talking,...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 13, 2022
- 2 min
Trump Hires 2 Alligators & a Clump of Spanish Moss for Defense Team
A Washington Post column noted last week that Trump was scrambling to find good attorneys in the wake of the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago. He...
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Christine Stevens
- Apr 20, 2022
- 2 min
Woman Served Restraining Order by Excessively Handsome Neighbor; Blames 'Bridgerton Syndrome'
HADLEY, MA: A local woman is claiming she suffers from 'Bridgerton Syndrome' after being served a restraining order by her extremely good...
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Christine Stevens
- Jan 8, 2022
- 2 min
A Letter of Resignation to Captain Keller from His Daughter Helen’s Teacher
September 30, 1887 Dear Captain Keller, It is with a heavy heart and a scratched cornea that I write to inform you that I will no longer...
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Christine Stevens
- Sep 5, 2021
- 4 min
Eve Unloads Unto the Lord
1 And the Lord God looked upon the First Woman as she came of an age when the skin becomes as a desert and the daily use of a good...
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Christine Stevens
- Jul 15, 2021
- 1 min
Court Rules Children with Underdeveloped Brains May Legally Purchase Guns
RICHMOND, VA: A federal law that for more than 50 years has banned licensed firearms dealers from selling handguns to young adults...
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Christine Stevens
- Jun 4, 2021
- 2 min
Texas Governor Abbott Approves Use of Vending Machines for Firearm Sales
Houston, TX: Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has approved the use of vending machines for the sale of firearms. “With the recent freedom we...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 27, 2020
- 3 min
How the West Was Done
William Bonney a.k.a. Billy the Kid (circa 1881) August 4, 2020 history.com This Day in History re: Westward Expansion Hi, I enjoy these...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 3, 2020
- 2 min
Quick Update from the Principal re: the Lion in your Classroom
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
I received a lot of feedback from many of you after my previous note about lions in your classrooms
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 1, 2020
- 3 min
Note from the Principal: This Fall Your Classroom Will be Equipped with a Lion
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
As we prepare for the start of our school year, I wanted to alert you to a recent addition to your
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Christine Stevens
- Jul 31, 2020
- 2 min
Excerpt from von Trapped: Sound of Music, Part II
(Enter Maria, with a full laundry basket and a whistle. She is in her 50’s. She moves center and blows the whistle.
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