Christine Stevens
Confessions of a Crash Test Dummy
I have to get something off my chest. Granted, it’s a chest that's been crushed by a steering wheel at least 87 times this week alone,...
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Christine Stevens
- Jun 27
- 2 min
Following Casino Model, Gun Store Offers Free Drinks to Shoppers
HUNTSVILLE, AL: In an effort to boost sales, local firearms retailer Locked and Loaded has begun offering free drinks to customers as...
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Christine Stevens
- May 20
- 2 min
From Crops to Crap: World's Richest Farmland Now Growing Self-Storage Spaces
HADLEY, MA: Western Massachusetts, known to possess some of the most fertile farmland in the entire world, is growing a new crop - a...
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Christine Stevens
- Feb 13
- 2 min
The Letter X is Having a Moment
Everyone Wants a Piece of X Ok stop. Really. It’s no big deal. Actually…you’re right, it is a big deal. Musk is obsessed with me....
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Christine Stevens
- Oct 22, 2023
- 3 min
1791:The Founding Fathers Discuss the Finer Points of the Second Amendment
Benjamin Franklin: So I’m wondering, with this well regulated militia and right to bear arms idea, that we might want to think about what...
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Christine Stevens
- May 28, 2023
- 8 min
More Letters to This Day in History: Women's History v. Plain Old History
The following is the actual correspondence between me and the History Channel regarding their This Day in History selection of historical...
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Christine Stevens
- Mar 4, 2023
- 3 min
Church and State Hold Press Conference to Announce End of Separation
WASHINGTON, D.C.: In a bold move completely defying more than 200 years of practice, Church and State have announced the end of their...
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Christine Stevens
- Jan 1, 2023
- 2 min
Driver's License No Longer a Requirement in Half of America's States
MONTGOMERY, AL: Drivers in 25 states in the US are claiming a victory for the Car Rights movement. Advocates are cheering the passage of...
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Christine Stevens
- Oct 2, 2022
- 2 min
New Food Truck Caters to College, Cannabis Crowd
AMHERST, MA: A new food truck specifically aimed at late night student revelers and the weed community has opened its windows on the...
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Christine Stevens
- Jun 4, 2021
- 2 min
Texas Governor Abbott Approves Use of Vending Machines for Firearm Sales
Houston, TX: Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has approved the use of vending machines for the sale of firearms. “With the recent freedom we...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 3, 2020
- 2 min
Quick Update from the Principal re: the Lion in your Classroom
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
I received a lot of feedback from many of you after my previous note about lions in your classrooms
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 1, 2020
- 3 min
Note from the Principal: This Fall Your Classroom Will be Equipped with a Lion
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
As we prepare for the start of our school year, I wanted to alert you to a recent addition to your
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