Proper Adjective Order for Describing our Felon-in-Chief. Or Chief Felon? This is important to get right because I do not want to be...

WASHINGTON, DC: With already over 4000 religions to choose from, consumers can now embrace yet another belief system to justify violence,...

WASHINGTON, DC: In an Executive order that surprised absolutely no one, Donald Trump declared the Statue of Liberty "an illegal, not good...

I’m starting to feel disappointed. I came to this new restaurant, Make America Eat Sh!t Again , so excited to support a place that was...

U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan, the Republican from Ohio’s Champaign County, has long been a political lightning rod. But the ex-wrestler who...

I have to get something off my chest. Granted, it’s a chest that's been crushed by a steering wheel at least 87 times this week alone,...

HUNTSVILLE, AL: In an effort to boost sales, local firearms retailer Locked and Loaded has begun offering free drinks to customers as...

HADLEY, MA: Western Massachusetts, known to possess some of the most fertile farmland in the entire world, is growing a new crop -  a...

Everyone Wants a Piece of X Ok stop. Really. It’s no big deal. Actually…you’re right, it is a big deal. Musk is obsessed with me....

Benjamin Franklin: So I’m wondering, with this well regulated militia and right to bear arms idea, that we might want to think about what...

The following is the actual correspondence between me and the History Channel regarding their This Day in History selection of historical...

WASHINGTON, D.C.: In a bold move completely defying more than 200 years of practice, Church and State have announced the end of their...

MONTGOMERY, AL: Drivers in 25 states in the US are claiming a victory for the Car Rights movement. Advocates are cheering the passage of...

AMHERST, MA: A new food truck specifically aimed at late night student revelers and the weed community has opened its windows on the...

Houston, TX: Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has approved the use of vending machines for the sale of firearms. “With the recent freedom we...

Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers, I received a lot of feedback from many of you after my previous note about lions in your classrooms

Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers, As we prepare for the start of our school year, I wanted to alert you to a recent addition to your