Christine Stevens
The Giving Tree Stump Confronts Boy
Giving Tree Stump: Hello Boy, thank you for coming. BOY: What the hell? GTS: I said hello Boy, thank you for… BOY: What? Who's talking,...
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Christine Stevens
- Sep 2
- 2 min
We Know He's a Serial Killer, We Have SO MUCH Evidence, but...
We know he’s a serial killer, but we’re waiting until we catch him in the act before we arrest him because we want to be really, really...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 13
- 2 min
Trump Hires 2 Alligators & a Clump of Spanish Moss for Defense Team
A Washington Post column noted last week that Trump was scrambling to find good attorneys in the wake of the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago. He...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 7
- 2 min
The Earth Speaks: Humans, Do Your Worst. I Have All the Time in the World.
I love all this talk about humans saving the earth. Cracks me up. Hilarious. Like a tick trying to stop a redwood from falling over....
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Christine Stevens
- Jul 17
- 2 min
Amy Coney Barrett's 'Welcome to the Supreme Court' Party Plans for Ketanji Brown Jackson
When a new justice joins the Supreme Court, tradition requires the second-most junior justice to arrange a little party. In 2006, for...
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Christine Stevens
- Apr 20
- 2 min
Woman Served Restraining Order by Excessively Handsome Neighbor; Blames 'Bridgerton Syndrome'
HADLEY, MA: A local woman is claiming she suffers from 'Bridgerton Syndrome' after being served a restraining order by her extremely good...
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Christine Stevens
- Mar 27
- 4 min
Memoirs of a Toddler: Carseat, Shmarseat
A trip to Target in the early afternoon was a pleasant surprise. Usually, at this time of day, both my younger sister (aka the Blob) and...
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Christine Stevens
- Jan 8
- 2 min
A Letter of Resignation to Captain Keller from His Daughter Helen’s Teacher
September 30, 1887 Dear Captain Keller, It is with a heavy heart and a scratched cornea that I write to inform you that I will no longer...
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Christine Stevens
- Sep 5, 2021
- 4 min
Eve Unloads Unto the Lord
1 And the Lord God looked upon the First Woman as she came of an age when the skin becomes as a desert and the daily use of a good...
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Christine Stevens
- Jul 15, 2021
- 1 min
Court Rules Children with Underdeveloped Brains May Legally Purchase Guns
RICHMOND, VA: A federal law that for more than 50 years has banned licensed firearms dealers from selling handguns to young adults...
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Christine Stevens
- Jun 4, 2021
- 2 min
Texas Governor Abbott Approves Use of Vending Machines for Firearm Sales
Houston, TX: Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has approved the use of vending machines for the sale of firearms. “With the recent freedom we...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 27, 2020
- 3 min
How the West Was Done
William Bonney a.k.a. Billy the Kid (circa 1881) August 4, 2020 history.com This Day in History re: Westward Expansion Hi, I enjoy these...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 27, 2020
- 4 min
Falling
Note: This story was performed as part of a Valley Voices Story Slam competition sponsored by WFCR, New England Public Media, my local...
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 3, 2020
- 2 min
Quick Update from the Principal re: the Lion in your Classroom
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
I received a lot of feedback from many of you after my previous note about lions in your classrooms
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Christine Stevens
- Aug 1, 2020
- 3 min
Note from the Principal: This Fall Your Classroom Will be Equipped with a Lion
Dear Garfield Middle School Teachers,
As we prepare for the start of our school year, I wanted to alert you to a recent addition to your
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Christine Stevens
- Jul 31, 2020
- 2 min
Excerpt from von Trapped: Sound of Music, Part II
(Enter Maria, with a full laundry basket and a whistle. She is in her 50’s. She moves center and blows the whistle.
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