
The Earth Speaks: Humans, Do Your Worst. I Have All the Time in the World.
I love all this talk about humans saving the earth. Cracks me up. Hilarious. Like a tick trying to stop a redwood from falling over....
The Earth Speaks: Humans, Do Your Worst. I Have All the Time in the World.
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How the West Was Done
Falling
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