Christine Stevens
Who Said It: Tick or Freckle?

A. Surprise!
B. Soooooo tiny!!!
C. Really enjoying this sunny walk through tall grass near the woods.
D. I feel so connected to you. It’s like I can’t tell where you end and I begin.
E. I’m clean. No really, there is nothing diseased about me.
F. So don’t try to pick me off.
G. I look good on your leg/arm/place on your back that you can’t see but finally someone notices it or you scratch it resulting in a bloody mess.
H. Not a mole. Moles are losers. And dangerous.
I: Bullseye, shmullseye.
J: Maybe you should have me looked at.
Answers:
Tick: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,I
Freckle: A,B,D,E,F,G,H (freckles v. moles: age old rivalry), J